What's for dinner?

G: What's for dinner mom?

Me: Turkey Wild Rice Soup

G: Mmmmm.....turkey?

Me: Yes, turkey.

G: Not chicken?

Me: No, turkey. Remember, I made that turkey? I'm using that for the soup.

G: What did you use last time?

Me: Turkey

G: You said it was chicken.

Me: No I didn't.

G: Yes you did.

Me: Well, they're pretty much the same thing anyway.

G: No, it's pretty much NOT the same thing. Turkey is turkey and chicken is chicken mom and they are not the same thing.

Me: Okay, sorry.

Man, everyone's a critic! Half the time they ask me 20 times what we're having for dinner and then they don't listen to my answer anyway unless they hear the magic "pizza" word and the other half of the time we're debating about the difference between turkey and chicken. Kids!