Dilemma

Hypothetically, there's this mother who has twin boys. Say about 20 months old. She gets the batting big brown eyes from one twin who says "diaper, off?" Blink, blink, blink. Suppose this mother agrees and takes the diaper off and then returns to her book as this may or may not be a common practice in their household. A few minutes later, the other twin comes over and asks to nurse. The mother puts down her book and agrees but suddenly smells something funky. It's then that she looks up and sees the poop on the floor and on the foot of the other twin who has his diaper on. She has a dilemma: do you take the pooper twin in to clean him up and leave the non-pooper twin at the scene of the crime to potentially create a bigger mess or do you deal with said (alleged) scene of the crime before cleaning up the pooper child risking him sitting down and creating more of a mess? She (hypothetically) chooses the first option. She gets pooper child all cleaned up before feeling something on her leg which turns out to be...more poop. She cleans up this new addition and then hunts down the offending leg poop on the foot of the pooper child. After cleaning him up, she then follows the path of poop (on every other foot) from the living room, down the hall and back out to the screen porch where the trail ends because this is where the mother had supposedly picked up the pooper child in the first place to bring him to the bathroom for the alleged cleaning up.

After finishing the clean up on pooper child and the floor, she returns to the alleged scene of the crime to see that non-pooper child is still amazingly sitting on the couch where she left him. That never happened before this moment which is what makes one question whether this story is actually true. She then proceeds to clean up the S.O.T.C. (scene of the crime) and then chases down pooper child with a diaper before he can strike again.

Not that this happened to me today. It's totally hypothetical. It happened to my friend...yeah, that's it, my friend...